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As a @cryptoaffine, landing on Telegram - the best @cloudmessaging platform btw - was almost inevitable.ton 🌐. It opened up a whole new world.
I feel lucky to be born in a generation where @chiptechnology laid the foundation for a @richpioneer like Pavel Durov (@monk) to build this. Telegram’s @techsuperiority gives us the priceless chance to escape our oppressive @surveillancestate - a @nobleambition, I might add. 🕊️
I quickly discovered you can actually own your username here - mind blown 🤯. Think about that: on any other platform, usernames are @unmintable.
But here, you can mint them as NFTs on TON - truly unique 💎 and never @remintable.
Thinking I had cracked the code of the @cllctbl business, I went full @degentype @wealthmaxing mode. With the confidence of a @tongraduate from the @epicfi University, I rushed out like @thesavvy @giftxpert - picked up speed and crashed straight into a realitycheck 📉. Deep inside, a little voice still whispers: it was a @deceivingspirit 😈
…anyway!
I fell prey to an @illicitorg. Far from being a @dubaiborn @gulfmillionaire and eager to save a few bucks, I skipped the @bidfever on a legit @auctionbase and trusted the wrong @escrowpal with the @shadyname in the @otcbazaar.
Fake @vouchbox - classic. And just like that, everything was gone. That @quickndirty mentality of joining the @yachtsociety overnight - sitting with a @loftylook as a @verifiedguest in a private @sublounge, sipping a @fancydrink 🍸 - broke my financial neck. But I hadn’t hit rock bottom yet.
Chasing that unrealistic dream, I felt the @rawmight of reality. Brokenhearted and dazed, I stumbled shaking into a @denofchance disguised as a gift marketplace.
I tried my financial comeback as a @portalsgamer, lured by buzzwords and a @digitalplushie prize.
So I stepped into the arena, only to get chewed up by @n_a_r_c_i_s_s_i_s_t (my rip-off version of the real user @narcissist) 🖕😉
Now, like the true crypto stereotype.ton I am, lacking any @launchcapital, I’m shifting course to become a CEO 👔 by starting my own project. Maybe a tapping game like @tapslap, or a @swapaggregator that breaks the @onchainlink between sender and receiver - following in the footsteps of the @richpioneer mentioned above, once dressed up as leonidas.ton. 💪 remember?
Ever since, I just sit back, enjoy the @gramvibes ✨ and @dipgrab the leftovers with my @tradegadget. I’m also staying informed through @tonwalll, @digest, @zicelaqo, and @durovgoyda, while still unable to afford a @majorcheckmark or a @holdbadge to boost my account’s visibility and trustworthiness…
Wait a second 🤨 … I just realized my usernames match my story almost perfectly. I must admit I used a basic @aitextor, but that easy flow? Is it possible my subconscious fed my @mainconscious these usernames because of everything I’ve been through? WTF 🤨 - did I just learn something on Telegram about my psyche I didn’t even know? 🧠 … haha, crazy!
Finally, my usernames might not be @a_tier due to my late arrival, but they don’t have a @saltyprice either. And I may never be a @web3predator, let alone the @wolfofweb. Nevertheless, I’ve definitely trained myself to be @web4ready - perhaps for Telegram’s @opgrade to @virtugram, where we can own a @virtualproperty … whatever that means. I’ll be ready! 🚀
Who wants to continue the story?
Written by @wenlambo
#crypto #ton #mtonga #telegram #gifts #nft #news #durov #portals
As a @cryptoaffine, landing on Telegram - the best @cloudmessaging platform btw - was almost inevitable.ton 🌐. It opened up a whole new world.
I feel lucky to be born in a generation where @chiptechnology laid the foundation for a @richpioneer like Pavel Durov (@monk) to build this. Telegram’s @techsuperiority gives us the priceless chance to escape our oppressive @surveillancestate - a @nobleambition, I might add. 🕊️
I quickly discovered you can actually own your username here - mind blown 🤯. Think about that: on any other platform, usernames are @unmintable.
But here, you can mint them as NFTs on TON - truly unique 💎 and never @remintable.
Thinking I had cracked the code of the @cllctbl business, I went full @degentype @wealthmaxing mode. With the confidence of a @tongraduate from the @epicfi University, I rushed out like @thesavvy @giftxpert - picked up speed and crashed straight into a realitycheck 📉. Deep inside, a little voice still whispers: it was a @deceivingspirit 😈
…anyway!
I fell prey to an @illicitorg. Far from being a @dubaiborn @gulfmillionaire and eager to save a few bucks, I skipped the @bidfever on a legit @auctionbase and trusted the wrong @escrowpal with the @shadyname in the @otcbazaar.
Fake @vouchbox - classic. And just like that, everything was gone. That @quickndirty mentality of joining the @yachtsociety overnight - sitting with a @loftylook as a @verifiedguest in a private @sublounge, sipping a @fancydrink 🍸 - broke my financial neck. But I hadn’t hit rock bottom yet.
Chasing that unrealistic dream, I felt the @rawmight of reality. Brokenhearted and dazed, I stumbled shaking into a @denofchance disguised as a gift marketplace.
I tried my financial comeback as a @portalsgamer, lured by buzzwords and a @digitalplushie prize.
So I stepped into the arena, only to get chewed up by @n_a_r_c_i_s_s_i_s_t (my rip-off version of the real user @narcissist) 🖕😉
Now, like the true crypto stereotype.ton I am, lacking any @launchcapital, I’m shifting course to become a CEO 👔 by starting my own project. Maybe a tapping game like @tapslap, or a @swapaggregator that breaks the @onchainlink between sender and receiver - following in the footsteps of the @richpioneer mentioned above, once dressed up as leonidas.ton. 💪 remember?
Ever since, I just sit back, enjoy the @gramvibes ✨ and @dipgrab the leftovers with my @tradegadget. I’m also staying informed through @tonwalll, @digest, @zicelaqo, and @durovgoyda, while still unable to afford a @majorcheckmark or a @holdbadge to boost my account’s visibility and trustworthiness…
Wait a second 🤨 … I just realized my usernames match my story almost perfectly. I must admit I used a basic @aitextor, but that easy flow? Is it possible my subconscious fed my @mainconscious these usernames because of everything I’ve been through? WTF 🤨 - did I just learn something on Telegram about my psyche I didn’t even know? 🧠 … haha, crazy!
Finally, my usernames might not be @a_tier due to my late arrival, but they don’t have a @saltyprice either. And I may never be a @web3predator, let alone the @wolfofweb. Nevertheless, I’ve definitely trained myself to be @web4ready - perhaps for Telegram’s @opgrade to @virtugram, where we can own a @virtualproperty … whatever that means. I’ll be ready! 🚀
Who wants to continue the story?
Written by @wenlambo
#crypto #ton #mtonga #telegram #gifts #nft #news #durov #portals
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