✌️ Ripple gets official crypto payments license in Dubai—hello UAE adoption

Next stop moon or Burj Khalifa? 😎

🥚 Eggs beat crypto this year

Egg prices are up +59%, outperforming BTC, ETH, and meme coins—guess breakfast is the real bull run

How many eggs are you hodling? 🍳

👸 "Crypto Tsar" David Sacks Dumps $200M in Assets

Sacks just offloaded 💸BTC, 🪙ETH, 🪙SOL, plus Coinbase & Robinhood shares - all to avoid "conflicts of interest"

Imagine selling the top before even making policy moves. 5D chess or just a really good exit? 💼

🇺🇸 Senator Lummis drops her BITCOIN Act on Congress website—bullish vibes incoming

Who’s ready for America’s BTC season? 🍿

🇰🇵 Lazarus strikes again—6 new malware packages found targeting NPM libraries and crypto wallets

Solana, Exodus, Chrome, Brave, Firefox, even macOS keychains—all at risk

Double-check your downloads, devs, Lazarus is shopping 🛒

🎩 North Korean Hackers Are Buying PEPE

Tornado Cash data shows $3.1M in stolen funds were used to scoop up 437.6B PEPE on March 11

But here’s the real kicker - North Korea itself got rugged while using a compromised Tornado Cash interface🔭

Even state-sponsored hackers aren’t safe from crypto degen traps😄

💪 Fear & Greed Index: 30 → 32

Looks like the market found two points of confidence overnight 😴